Stan asked the store clerk... "Do you sell Kielbasa?" The clerk replied... 'Would you happen to be Polish?' NON-PLUSSED, Stan starts ranting... "If I'd have asked for Bratwurst, would that make me German? If I'd have asked for Tamales, would that make me Mexican? Well....?" The clerk answered.... 'Sir, This is Home Depot!!'
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